Robert, 27

Rob the bartender at Mike and Brad’s favorite bar. He is a mountain of a hirsute man with a secret taste for the finer things in life, though one would never know it based on his appearance. He wears a winter beanie even in the warmest of weather, matching perfectly his red flannel shirt and the grey behind his formidable beard.

Season 1: Shortly after Mike’s divorce, Rob convinces him that his fears of aggressively sexual women are unfounded.

Season 3: Rob introduced Mike & Brad to Madison, a new waitress at the bar. Later, he laments her terrible work ethic.

Appearances: Too Old To Date; Second Pizza; Three Waves

Portrayed by: Toby Singer (Season 1); Simon Dick (Season 3)

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