Abby is James‘ (a childhood friend of Mike) longtime girlfriend. She received her master’s degree in music. She hopes to play the flute professionally, full time, but currently takes temporary jobs in music and dog walking. She does not wear a fanny pack.
Season 2: Abby and James tell Mike and Brad about how they met. They are somewhat horrified to meet Madison, who describes her train wreck life to the group.
Appearances: Second Pizza
Portrayed by: Abby Green